Someone sent me one of those Samuel L Jackson phone things the other day, he called on my cell phone and told me to stop waxing my bald head and go see his MF’ing movie.
Great! Go ahead and pan the movie. Now Samuel L. Jackson is totally going to come to your house and punch you really hard in the teeth! And then I’ll have to cover the morning shift by myself! You need to start thinking of people other than yourself, missy.
I didn’t say it wasn’t honest! Why do you think I went?
But perhaps my expectations were too much. After all, I too, received a call from Mr. Samuel L. Jackson telling me to stop polishing my glasses (I think?) and go see his MF’ing movie. And how do you resist that?
Really, how do you resist Mr. Samuel L. Jackson?
That’s what Kyle Banas is for, Mike. I can use him as a human shield!
ksc said,
August 24, 2006 at 2:38 am
And you title a post like this honestly? What more honest-a movie title are you going to ever run across?
rob said,
August 24, 2006 at 10:43 am
I’m shocked. SHOCKED!
Someone sent me one of those Samuel L Jackson phone things the other day, he called on my cell phone and told me to stop waxing my bald head and go see his MF’ing movie.
mike said,
August 24, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Great! Go ahead and pan the movie. Now Samuel L. Jackson is totally going to come to your house and punch you really hard in the teeth! And then I’ll have to cover the morning shift by myself! You need to start thinking of people other than yourself, missy.
trinkatot said,
August 30, 2006 at 9:13 pm
I didn’t say it wasn’t honest! Why do you think I went?
But perhaps my expectations were too much. After all, I too, received a call from Mr. Samuel L. Jackson telling me to stop polishing my glasses (I think?) and go see his MF’ing movie. And how do you resist that?
Really, how do you resist Mr. Samuel L. Jackson?
That’s what Kyle Banas is for, Mike. I can use him as a human shield!